byvalour:

“I’d rather cuddles than sex”

then*

(via hersecludedthoughts)

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

(via pokebae)

  • baby: d-d-d-d-d-d
  • dad: are you trying to say daddy?
  • baby: it's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel

splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

(via crunchier)

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

(Source: interstellxrs, via paper-fly)

reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

(Source: naniithran, via lulpeach)